Off topic: BBC Subtitle Howlers
இழை இடுபவர்: Jack Doughty
Jack Doughty
Jack Doughty  Identity Verified
யுனைடட் கிங்டம்
Local time: 15:13
ருஷ்ஷியன் - ஆங்கிலம்
+ ...
ஞாபகமாக
Oct 10, 2011

(From news stories in 'Daily Telegraph' and 'Guardian'; there is also a dedicated website somewhere but I haven't found it)

Pigs love to nibble anything, including our willies (wellies)
Ed Miller Band (Ed Milliband)
A moment of violence for the Queen Mother (A moment of silence)
The Island rugby team (Ireland)
Visit from Arch Bitch of Canterbury expected (Archbishop)
The Government is making holes for surgeons (hopeful decisions)
(Politician in An
... See more
(From news stories in 'Daily Telegraph' and 'Guardian'; there is also a dedicated website somewhere but I haven't found it)

Pigs love to nibble anything, including our willies (wellies)
Ed Miller Band (Ed Milliband)
A moment of violence for the Queen Mother (A moment of silence)
The Island rugby team (Ireland)
Visit from Arch Bitch of Canterbury expected (Archbishop)
The Government is making holes for surgeons (hopeful decisions)
(Politician in Andrew Marr interview) I do not believe in soliciting myself (shortlisting)
The Conservative Party is in favour of attacks on houses (a tax on houses)
Prince of Chemical and Bionicle Weapons (principally chemical and biological weapons)
Silvio Beryl Beryl (Berlusconi)
Kelly Holmes, Olympic runner, says she will be hanging up Perspex (her spikes)
Millions of puppies sold for Remembrance Sunday (poppies)
US President Obama shot by US Navy Seals (Osama bin Laden)
Collapse


 
David Wright
David Wright  Identity Verified
ஆஸ்திரியா
Local time: 16:13
ஜெர்மன் - ஆங்கிலம்
+ ...
Dragon? Oct 10, 2011

These are the subtitles for the deaf that are generated instantly, probably by dragon or the like. I get theme every day and to be honest don't even notice thenm any more.

I do remember a genuine case though few years back, when teh subtitles in German for a MOnty Python scene translated the "Sally Army" (= Salvation Army) as "Australian Army", which made no sense whatsoever in the context.


 
Alison Sabedoria (X)
Alison Sabedoria (X)  Identity Verified
யுனைடட் கிங்டம்
ஃபிரன்ச் - ஆங்கிலம்
+ ...
Gems - however generated! Oct 10, 2011

When visiting my family in the UK, we put the subtitles on to help my French boyfriend follow more easily.

The "instant" subtitles on live programmes don't help much, as they lag so far behind what is said, but the howlers have us in hysterics - often the best comedy of the evening.

Thanks, Jack - the Arch Bitch of Canterbury quite made my morning!

Alison


 
Armorel Young
Armorel Young  Identity Verified
Local time: 15:13
ஜெர்மன் - ஆங்கிலம்
Proves the need for real people :-) Oct 10, 2011

I love the one about "attacks on houses" - partly because it is so difficult to distinguish aurally from "a tax on houses": which just goes to show that it is going to be very difficult for computers to do people out of a job when a proper transcription is required.

They usually seem to have these subtitles on in the gym I go to and they are always good entertainment - if only for trying to work out what was actually intended.


 
Christine Andersen
Christine Andersen  Identity Verified
டென்மார்க்
Local time: 16:13
உறுப்பினர் (2003)
டேனிஷ் - ஆங்கிலம்
+ ...
Spell checkers are good too... Oct 11, 2011

I have never forgotten this one from the Danish spell checker of one of the now defunct versions of Word, at the stage in the pharmaceutical mergers when one company was called SmithKline Beecham.

This became Smittekilde Beecham in the business newspaper ...

Smittekilde is Danish for source of infection - ouch!


 
George Hopkins
George Hopkins
Local time: 16:13
ஸ்வீடிஷ் - ஆங்கிலம்
Christmas crackers Oct 12, 2011

Translated in Swedish subtitle as if referring to "Christmas fireworks".

Strange how such blunders never fade away; on the other hand I forget my own very quickly.


 


To report site rules violations or get help, contact a site moderator:

இந்த மன்றத்துக்கான மட்டுறுத்துனர்கள்
NancyLynn[Call to this topic]
Laureana Pavon[Call to this topic]

You can also contact site staff by submitting a support request »

BBC Subtitle Howlers






Protemos translation business management system
Create your account in minutes, and start working! 3-month trial for agencies, and free for freelancers!

The system lets you keep client/vendor database, with contacts and rates, manage projects and assign jobs to vendors, issue invoices, track payments, store and manage project files, generate business reports on turnover profit per client/manager etc.

More info »
Pastey
Your smart companion app

Pastey is an innovative desktop application that bridges the gap between human expertise and artificial intelligence. With intuitive keyboard shortcuts, Pastey transforms your source text into AI-powered draft translations.

Find out more »